All I want for my birthday is your ass. I don’t want a birthday cake! Lol. I have a question though. If I were with a guy, is it better to eat his ass knowing that he showered one hour early? Please explain. Because, what if he showered in the morning and we have sex at night? I’m also literally jerking off thinking of being sandwiched by you two! I can’t believe I just discovered you guys!
Jesus, you are all over the place! Did you add too much vodka to your coco puffs this morning!? Listen, you are OBVIOUSLY a newbie to sex, lol. If you’re going to RIM an asshole, don’t just pull the guy’s pants down, bend him over, and chow away. Hopefully there will be some foreplay before you bury your face in his man cooch. Start off by kissing and some low key stuff. When you do get to sucking his dick, hold the shaft with your right hand as you suck and casually cup his balls with your left. Slide your left index finger (your pointing finger) up behind his balls and past his taint around to his butt hole. Casually change hands and sniff your finger, lol. If it smells like sunshine and rainbows, then dive in.