THREE chances to win. Best caption gets a MaverickMen.com jock strap and a custom, made-just-for-you, MaverickMen.com DVD of your choice! You’ll know you’re the winner if we add your caption to the bubble (and we’ll shoot you an email, too). Contest ends when we say it ends, lol. So hurry up and leave your comments below!
***UPDATE!! Here are the winners of this contest:
1) “The best part of waking up is a big load in your cup!” – Tim
2) “Swing lowwwwww white chariot.” – Shane
3) “Mario gets with Peach and I’m still stuck here….FUCK!!!” – James
Congrats, gents! I will email you with your prize info! Check your spam filter if you don’t hear from me. – Hunter
Pic #1 Some day my prince will come.
1.”Oh look, bolt plugs are on sale!”
2.”Im going to fill your mouth with holy water” “Forgive me for I have sinned”
3. “I wish he’d take this lube he’s buying and fuck me”
Photo 1. “my balls are in fire…. let’s spread them. Why didn’t I make iced coffee?”
Photo 2. Guy 1: -I though you had to be naked at a “swingers’ club”? – Guy 2: I wouldn’t walk barefoot here, that’s why i am wearing sandals.
Photo 3: I know you are looking at it… damn barhandled moustache.
Photo 1: Searching for the perfect Mr. Palin to go maverick with.
#3 – “Sooo… it is just the ‘Thank You’ Stickers, case of Mentos, and bottle of Lube. Is there anything else I can help you find today?”
#3 – “Sooo… is it just the ‘Thank You’ Stickers, case of Mentos and Lube. Is there anything else I can help you find today?”
1. The only thing worse than the chafing, is not being able to have my damn coffee!
1. I love the smell of coffee and latex in the morning!
1. The best part of waking up is big load in your cup!
2. Black Guy: I haven’t had this much fun on a swing since I was a kid. White Guy: Thank the lord for Deacon Cole’s teachings!
3. Francios Sagat ain’t got nothing on me bitches!
Make that 1. The best part of waking up is a big load in your cup!
1. Hmmmm….guess ill never know how my coffee tastes
2. “Hungry? Why wait?” *muffled voice* “Grab a snickers!!”
3. “Mario gets with Peach. And I’m stuck here…..F**K!!!”
1.) Susan Block got nothing on me
2.) Black guy: “Just keep sucking and the holy water will arrive”
White guy: “I can’t wait to be blessed”
3.) Customer: “OMG its Reza from Shahs of Sunset!”
Cashier:(Sighs) “Fucking Asshole”
First: Seriously! Look at this bitch!…And I’m a freak.
Second: Black Guy: Yh just suck it like that…this is gonna hurt you little! white! boi! haha.
White guy: Please sir can I have some more ?
Third: And he thinks I’m a dick! haha!..if only he knew what I was doing to his card.
1. “hmmm man gets shaving cream can stuck in his rectum. geez dont people have “normal” sex anymore.”
2.Black guy: ” you know what they say ‘the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice'”. White guy: ” i was supposed to hang him but he gives a new meaning to the word “hung”. oh well, if you cant beat ’em suck ’em!
3. ” yeah archie you really blew it this time. your drag career is over. now youre stuck in this dump. damn flammable synthetic wig!”
#1- Leather: A female domation’s best accessories for s&m
#3- “I wonder if facebook has a hair page to like”
1.) “I love a fresh cup of cum in the morning”
2.) Black guy: “I’m not R. Kelly”
White guy: “Its okay, you can still pee on me”
3.) “Why does everyone on Grindr think I look like Hitler?”
2nd one. Guy sucking, I wish you were cole or hunter. but a cock is a cock.
1st Photo: This picture of you and Paul Ryan looks so good Mitt!
2nd Photo: Black guy-“Man the things you do to be the first black altar boy” White guy-“Damn, I just might have to make him an altar boy.”
3rd Photo: I wonder if I should get that mole checked out?
And people say i have problems! (Reading about the Jodi Arias trial)
1st – Cole , Hunter hurry they are having a leather sale at Macy’s!
2nd Can you PUSH me a little harder? You mean if I push it more it gets harder??
3rd I think those Maverick Men look Marvelous! lets see you asked for change for a penny?
3rd photo – “Who needs hair when you got a Sharpie”
2nd photo – Black guy – “Can’t wait to see what the Baptism is like!!” White guy – “He better not be lying about converting after I do this”
1st photo – “Wait! Maverick Men doesn’t use “latex”…let me get undressed”
1st photo – “Lets see if it will rain today?”
Pic #3 (What ever happened to Kartina Philips from”But I’m a Cheerleader?”)
Pic #2 Guy One (“Suck that dick BOY!”) Guy Two (“I’ll suck as much dick it takes to get to Heaven”)
Pic #1 (“Taylor Swift loses another….Ain’t nobody got time for that!”)
2nd Photo- Tied guy ” Damn! He fell for it sucking the black out of me”
Clan guy “Huh Idiot! You cant suck the black out”
#1 i like it black, with some cream in it
#2 who is converting who?
#3 Francois Sagats older, less attractive brother, RALPH
3rd one: I only asked for a dirty Sanchez…
#1- Big meeting at work. My shoes… too much?
#3- This ain’t nuthin’ but an ultra-perm!
1. The cast of American Horror Story take a break to catch up on the news of the day.
2. Swing higher, higher, Deeper, deeper!
3. Thank God the scientist found a new use for Nutella!
picture Number 2: “Swing lowwwwww white chariotttttt”
1st photo – Mistress Barbie is waiting for breakfast Ken. I know you don’t want to displease your Mistress.
3rd photo – I wonder if this Francois Sagat look is working for me?!
LMAO I like that !