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Here we go again! THREE chances to win! Best caption for each pic gets a MaverickMen.com jock strap and we’ll custom it however you like (naughty piggies)! You’ll know you’re the winner if we add your caption to the bubble (and we’ll shoot you an email, too). Contest ends when we say it ends, lol. So hurry up and leave your comments below!
(Goes without saying: you MUST be 18 or older to enter…and you shouldn’t even be here if you aren’t 18 or older!)
1 Pirate: Sword fight ? loser walks the plank
2 cyclops : Wheres my other eye? Up your butt and around the corner!
3 Hairy Face: Who you calling monkey face? Pass me a banana !
#3– who’s ready for one hell of a mustache ride?
Picture 1: Ahoy Matey! Time to raise my main mast!
Picture 2: Bottom: Where is your second eye? Cyclops: You’re sitting on it !
Picture 3: So I used too much Rogaine, but I thought you liked your men hairy.
1, Aaaargh! I’m here to plunder your booty!
3. This is what happens when you mistake your Propecia for your Viagra
#1: Hoist me main sail!
#2a: Climb this bean stalk bitch!
#2b: I smell the cum of an English man
#3: I like big bush and I cannot lie
arrrrgh!!!! got booty?
#1 SHIVER ME PENIS!!!
#2 Bottom guy: FEE-FI-FO Top guy: CUM!
#3 Give me hat hair ANY DAY
1: Yo ho ho, and a Booty that’s yum.
2: Bottom: Fuck me with your large Beanstalk. Cyclops: Jack and his Rosebud.
3: Bitch, I’m THE gay Sasquatch.
Photo 1: Learn your lesson, kids. Don’t get cum in your eye!
Photo 2: “Fuck, Hercules was right about this Cyclops dick!” “I miss Hercules. You can’t beat the ass on that demigod!”
Photo 3: Damn… another full moon.
1. You have no choice but to take this plank! Gwrrr Mate
2. I never imagined something this huge felling so good! …..Look me in the eye small one.
3. I’ve seemed to wander away from my master and I need groomed; can you help, please?
Photo 1: I’ve got something HARRRRRD for your ARRRRSE.
Photo 2: Guy: Cyclops….you’re destroying my one eye. Cyclops: Loose
Photo 3: I hope no one recognizes me as Freddy Kahlo.
#3 Men ! that was an hairy ass !!
1.) Eye for an eye? Please, I STOW DAT BOOTY.
2.) That’s right boy, ride that one eyed-monster.
3.) Twinks love an Elvis-esque caveman.
2nd picture….
I wish his cock was bigger… I wish his ass was tighter!
3rd picture
I’m gonna enter the Westminster Dog Show… This dog fucking my head should be a blue ribbon winner!
#1 Captain on the Bridge all asses out now.
#2 (fucker) Here Piggy Piggy Piggy (fuckee) *Oink* almost there just a little more *oink*
#3 I wake up in the morning and think “What Would GAGA Do?”
1- Aye, There HE blows!
2.Fucker- Eye saw this in a Maverickmen video- Fuckee- I felt this in a Maverickmen video!
3. I heard if you JO to Maverickmen vidoes too much it can cause excessive hair to grow on you. I don’t know if that’s true
#1: No depth perception but haven’t missed a hole yet!
#3: Manscaping is for pussies
#1 butt out NOW HRRRR
#2 is it in yet I cant see that far with out my glass
#3 No no the rogaine goes on top of your head Herman