Now I want to set the record straight here before I go off about this; I have no problem with pets, I love animals. I love dogs, cats, hamsters, guinea pigs. Hell, I’ve even been known to love a KOCK A TOO, lol. So pets are okay with me, but get this Hunter wants a friggen alligator? or a snake? I mean come on guys, I need your help, I am NOT going to live with a friggen alligator or a snake in my house! I can just imagine it slithering around, snapping at my junk if I get up to take a piss in the middle of the night, or crawling into a scene, as we are shooting a video, no way! It’s been a big debate between us this week and I want to be fair and not argue with him about this, so I am enlisting your help. I told him it was up to the fans; we will let you guys decide. Hunter says I am being a dick for not letting him have a giant fucking reptile living with us. Am I wrong here, can we just get a damn dog or a cat or how about a fluffy bunny rabbit, gold fish, or here is a fantastic idea lets get a “BBSP” Bondage Boy Slave Pet, YES! I would love to have a bondage hottie house boy that wants to curl up at the foot of our bed and fetch us a beer from the refrigerator and suck our cock on command, lol, now that’s my kind of pet! But in all seriousness, please tell Hunter what he gets by leaving a comment here under this post. Let him know that he is being crazy wanting to have a fucking alligator as a pet, what the hell are we going to call it, Muffy? Where will he walk the goddamn thing in the dog park around the corner from our house? Do they even need to be walked? What the hell do they eat? Will it live in the bathtub? Ughh HELP!
Cole Maverick
You got a fish? But that’s like not having a pet at all!
I love that you named it Jaws, tht’s really cute and funny.
Do not get a reptile as a pet, especially a gator. I say get a warm-blooded pet, like a nice hot houseboy. LOVE your site.
ahahaha nice pet. a fish.lol
Gator’s get big and it would be a great loss to the world if one of your huge peckers got nipped all for the sake of a pet. As for a snake I think you guys both have that covered with those big ones between your legs. I have a newt, slimy but he stays in his tank. Get a dog all they do is lick and that can beneficial if your lonely…lol…jk!!! But my final vote is for the cock slave boy, I’d volunteer but I would always want to bend you too over; I’m a top!
if its one of the two options, go with the snake (pythons are hot). otherwise, get a bulldog or somethin.
Oh, and Cole if you decide you have to move out, you can come live with me!!!! You both are very good looking men, love the site.
Cole,
Hunter is so cute I would let him have whatever he wanted! But, if I had to vote I would say snake. They are very clean and eat once every couple of weeks. We are talking about a Boa or something like that right? not a venemous snake. Also they are easily confined and don’t need a big water source. And if you decide you have to throw Hunter out, he can come live with me! lol. Anyway, between the two I say, Snake!
Good luck, I know you will come to some mutual conclusion!
I’ve had reptiles for pets when I was younger. Never a gator or a snake, but turtles and lizards. While they are cool to watch, whether it be feeding or some sort of other unique behavior, they are not cuddly animals. I had a gecko once and it bit me. I also had an iguana, it used to slice up my hands with it’s sharp claws. You would need space for the gator and it would be the most expensive to feed. The snake would be ok as long as you stick to a boa or other nonvenomous species. Dogs n cats can be a handful. Depending on the breed of the dog they can be incredibly hyper or even territorial. Birds can be really loud and messy. Hunter should get a pitbull or a chocolate lab. They aren’t high strung and they extremely cuddly n friendly.
I’d say go with the dolphin. They’re one of the few animals besides people that will have sex just because it’s fun and feels good.
Well I must say you are not being unreasonable. I can certainly see each of your points of view, reptiles aren’t for most people. I really think you two need to find a comprimise, like a Bearded Dragon-they can be very pretty and they are fairly harmless compared to a snak or gator. However, if I was only given the choice of a gator or a snake, I would go for the snake.
Oh come on Hunter…I think the boy slave is the best idea. But if ya cant do that the dog would be the next best chose. The gadar or snake would be too much.
Oops, I forgot you guys already have snakes that you love and care for… ‘trouser snakes’… giggity giggity goo. I’m sorry I couldn’t resist! I really am a gay Quagmire from time to time 😛
HAHAHAHA love your comment on that one, why didn’t I think of that.
nooooo, reptiles are disgusting, intimidating and horrible! get a dolphin instead! those are cute!
ok gator and snakes need tanks and heat lamps and you will need to feed them mice and more so i would say no cats eww and do a dog or fish or birds or a small furry animal but no reptiles if you want i can come over and get Hunter to forget animals and just ask for me instead 🙂
Much love your frat boy Josh from oregon.
Here are my two cents. Reptiles are not pets, they are cold blooded relatively simple minded creatures that are fun to look at but should not be owned. They are not trainable, they are dangerous and should be left in the wild to live their lives. I am sure many reptile lovers will try and tell you they do bond, but I believe that is just a transferrance of one’s own feeling. A pet is not a trophy but a responsibility and should be thought out thoroughly.
I love yah Hunter, but I think you should ixnay the reptile desire. Dogs, cats safest and I think most rewarding. Even a skunk can make a great pet.
Just saying……
Well I have had a lot of pets, and so have my room mates that comes and go, NO TO anything that has 8 legs, when spiders get out it is a BITCH to get them back in. Dogs to be honest I would be the worst person to ask about that cause I am not really a dog person, Unless it turns into Sam then sure ( sorry for the True Blood comment), cats are way to fucking needed and horny all the time. NO RABBITS or anything fury like that to much fucking NOISE. Gator come on my old room mate had one and she feed it raw chicken,plus who would you leave it with when you go out of town NO on the gator.
Now the snake most I say most of them you only have to feed once a week so they are not to bad on that but it is mainly mice. If you can watch catch and eat a mouse then sure do so. But make sure the lid on the tank is CLOSE. The same one that had the gator Lost her snack and well after it was crawling in my fucking bed that night it got out lets just say she no longer has it. Not something you want to wake up to in the middle of the night. I would go with snake but MAKE SURE THE LID IS CLOSE. That simple. Hope you get one Hunter, I want to see it, a nice baby boa are cute.
My vote is no snake or any reptile but ME instead 🙂 would love to be your pet boy.
I vote for both a snake and a dog. Snakes are just badass!! Although if you do get one, you want to make sure you do your research and get one that fits your guys’ lifestyle. As for dogs, well do I really need say why… I mean they don’t call them man’s best friend for nothing. Just try to adopt from the local animal shelter because it supports a good cause and because the dogs that you see at the pet store often have behavioral problems because they are so inbreed because they come from horrible puppy mills. Also try to get a dog sitter for when you guys travel. I’ve worked in kennels before and I’ve learned, while they aren’t terribly bad, if you can avoid putting your dog in them, do so! That’s my two cents 🙂
PS: Can’t wait till the book comes out in paperback!!!
Not only are gators illigal in most places to keep but umm… it won’t stay that small for long, and a pet that can rip your leg or arm off with one bit isn’t my idea of an ideal pet.
My vote is for a dog. You can’t go wrong with man’s best friend. There is no way I would get a pet alligator. That’s just crazy!!
I vote Gator! They can be kept small and are really cool to watch when they are active. Small ones may nip at you, but after some dog/cat-related injuries I’ve seen, they can do no worse! Go for the MANagerie!