CONTEST ALERT: CAPTION THESE…

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Here we go again! THREE chances to win! Best caption for each pic gets a MaverickMen.com jock strap and a just-released MaverickMen.com DVD. You’ll know you’re the winner if we add your caption to the bubble (and we’ll shoot you an email, too). Contest ends when we say it ends, lol. So hurry up and leave your comments below!

(Goes without saying but: you MUST be 18 or older to enter…and you shouldn’t even be here if you aren’t 18 or older!)

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38 Responses to “CONTEST ALERT: CAPTION THESE…”

  1. Gary says:

    Photo 3: Ass Eater” It’s official! I can taste what you eat. Recipient: How is my burrito lunch?

  2. John says:

    Pic #3 Rimmer: ‘I said I was going to the kitchen to EAT a salad, not TOSS one!”
    Rim-ee: “Works every time.”
    Pic #2 ‘Woof! I know where I wanna bury my bone now!”

  3. Gary says:

    Photo 1: I can’t believe dragons came out that hole. It is like a cavern. Queen: Do you hear an echo?

    Photo 2: I wonder what Maverick would look like in my banana suit singing the “peanut butter and jelly” song.

    Photo 3: Your ass provides me all of the daily nutrients that I need.

    • Gary says:

      Photo 3 revised: Recipient: I will do anything to ensure that you are well nourish. Ass licker: Your ass provides me with all of the daily nutrients that I need.

  4. College Kid says:

    Not sure if I can post twice but I thought of another funny one for Game of Bones: Drogo says “I love your long blond hair.” Geoffrey replies “So does my uncle.”

  5. John says:

    Pic #1 Game of Bones: Khal Drogo: You’re balls are as big as mine Khaleesi!!
    Joffrey: Teehee they’re my dragon eggs!

  6. Eric Wilde says:

    Game of bones : top: this has never happened to me before .” Bottom ” Haha such a disappointment guess we could “cuddle” *shudder*”
    Family gay: cant wait to show Louis what I found under stewies pillow. I always new it was a matter of time until he came out.
    Dinner time: Rimmer ” how many licks does it take till you get to the center of a oh oh” rimee” oh oh oh oh my god why can’t my girlfriend eat me like this.”

  7. Jordan says:

    Photo 1: (Giver) – “You wanna feel this cock-y?” (Receiver) – “You betta work bitch!”
    Photo 2: I guess humans do understand why dogs sniff each other like that….
    Photo 3: (Giver) – “You taste so sweet! (Receiver) – “I knew sitting on that popsicle would pay off!”

  8. College Kid says:

    Picture 1: Game of Bones – The muscle man says “Khaleesi, you are much tighter than I remember.” And Geoffrey replies, “I love tricking straight guys!”

    Picture 2: Family Gay – Brian says, “I wish I were as cute a puppy as Hunter…”

    Picture 3: The Regriga-Gay-tor – I think it’s Bradley standing up here, but either way, the one being licked is thinking “Lettuce toss the salad!” The lucky ass-licker is thinking “Needs more of this creamy Italian”

  9. Justin says:

    Photo 3:
    Giver: Nom Nom Nom
    Receiver: (to himself) Oh God, Oh God, don’t fart.

  10. Shane says:

    Photo 2: “I’ve always been a fan of doggy style”
    Photo 3: “eatin good in the gayborhood”

  11. Jeff says:

    I’ve almost got a bite on it…

    Hurry up and get that pickle! Who said it was “SMALL*?

  12. CThrillHottie says:

    Want to see the vid that has that last pic!

  13. Frank says:

    1. A. Yeah please your queen. B. wait so I’m not doing the king
    2. They give a new definition to doggy style
    3. A. Do you like that B. just how daddy use to make it.

  14. gage says:

    1: top”I’m tearin that ass up!” Bottom”if only your dick was as nice as your body
    2: Brian “I think its time to join stewie and herberts team”
    3: guy w/ hat “so much for defrosting that t-bone” rimmer”you ain’t eating and ruining my meal this time”

  15. John says:

    #3. Wait, your name isn’t Kennedy carter? ………

  16. Ian says:

    Game of Bones

    Top (Khal Drogo): I’m gonna put you to bed.
    Bottom (Joffrey): I AM NOT TIRED!!!

  17. John says:

    #1 “Khaleesi, me like anal sex! Good idea!”
    “Yes, …of course..thats right…I’m your… Khaleesi…. Certainly not Joffrey or anything…we Targaryans love it up the ass!! Keep Going!!
    #2 HA!!! I knew Stewie was gay! Hiding this under his crib…eww! sticky page! ewww!
    #3 Guy #1 “YESSS!!! I’m the front man of the new Human Centipede!!”
    Guy #2 “This better fucking get me into the SAG!”

  18. AZSPYDER says:

    ” It’s SO TASTY TOO !! Just like CANDY !!”

  19. Mark says:

    1. Slave- Nasty, You need to read ASK COLE for his help. Queen – God Im a bitch!
    2. So that’s what you do once you sniff and lick the butt!
    3. Kneeling guy- Just a taste, a little more , a little more , dam this is good – Frat guy- I give him 3 , no 5 , no 10! almost as good as Cole and Hunter

  20. Oscar says:

    First pic: “the best way to start my day… milk from maverick”

  21. raymond says:

    for the Game of Bones – King – “Did you just FART???” Queen – “Why, does it SMELL like your Brother ?!!”

  22. raymond says:

    guy eating ass- “I thought you said it was ASS Day, not Trash day…” Guy getting eaten – “He’ll do ANYTH
    ING to get out of Cooking!

  23. raymond says:

    The dog says, “Maverick mag is enough to give this old dog a BONE-R!

  24. Kentuckyvers says:

    1. “Yeah this bitches pussy is good”. Girl thinking and laughing inside “stupid mother fucker doesn’t realize that’s my asshole. Good thing my hair is covering my cock”
    2. “Fuck doggy style. I want to get fucked maverick style”
    3. “I’ve almost got it”. “Why the fuck did you stick that cucumber up there anyway? I said toss my salad. Not make a salad inside my hole!”

  25. Eric says:

    1.) Girl: You shall invade through the rear!! Guy: Yes my queen!!
    2.) Ahhh!!! Stewie I found this book is it yours?
    3.) Guy on top: I thought you ordered take out? Guy on bottom: Yes, yes I did!!!!

  26. Ken says:

    Pic #2: “Hmm….the one’s grey but i don’t see where the fifty shades come in…”

  27. colby christopher says:

    1. Bottom: Who’s your queen?
    Top: Oh crap, put the bag back on your head!

    2. Brian: Now that’s doggie style!

    3. Back: Why do you taste like cherry?
    Front: The last dude was wearing chapstick.

  28. Josh says:

    pic 1. “Once you go Dothraki you’ll never go back” “Wow I think he stretched me so much my entire uncle Tyrion can fit in there”
    pic 2 “If the Maverickmen said it, it must be true. That bird is fact the word…woof
    pic 3 “Damn he found my jolly rancher stash” “Mmm Cherry”

  29. George says:

    caption this; second picture with the dog reading your book. “hmm, I wonder if these boys do doggy style?’

  30. rob says:

    photo 2: When Hunter sniffs Cole’s ass.. woof!
    photo 3: “mmmm” ” dude, I said warm up the oven!”

  31. Jared says:

    Top – Yea…take that fuckin’ cock boy!
    Bottom – Is it in yet? All this pounding and can’t feel a thing!

  32. Kevin says:

    3: I was gonna find something in the fridge. Fuck that, I’ve got all I can eat right here!

  33. Howie says:

    photo 1 “you arent as tight as your brother!”

  34. Howie says:

    mmmm….corn

  35. Jamie says:

    2: Yeah, give the dog a bone!

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