Bears? Beers? Bare asses? What more could two over-sexed guys want you ask? Well we want it all; we want the cubs, clubs, and entertainment, and we definitely found it here in P-Town. We descended on the bears and their play caves like bears to nuts and honey, we made it a point to see Ryan Landry’s “Show Girls” and WOW I have to tell you it was FUCKING amazingly fun, shockingly good talent, it’s a MUST see, Landry and his motley crew of sexy funny friends are those rare talents that exude creativity and hilarity in all that they do, if you don’t go to one of his shows you are seriously missing out, we plan on checking out THE GULLS this week, not to be missed is Tommy Yaz; his video selections and creations during the show will make you piss your pants, he is as twisted as they come, you will love his work. Okay getting back to the big bears of BEAR WEEK, it wasn’t difficult to find the bears, Hunter has a nose for bear meat, he sniffed out the big hot hairy manly bears and I just covered my cock with Honey to trap the otters and cubs. We now officially love our bear boys, what’s not to love about a BEAR? – they cuddle, snuggle, sniff, and fuck like animals, so stumbling upon this week of hairy beasts here in P-Town was an amazing stroke of luck for us, we have never been greeted with more love and big bear hugs anywhere else. Here is a little photo montage of our bear buddies.
We will be leaving early august, we have been here 3 weeks now and have been having so much fun. Just the other day after coincidentally renting John Waters movie “Dirty Shame” featuring a hilarious bear segnment, it was fate that we bumped into the director himself right on Commercial St, here in P town. Waters came whizzing by us on his Elvira Gultch style bike stacked with important documents strapped to the rear fender, as he zoomed by us, one of his documents flew off the back of his bike and landed at our feet (FATE), as I stooped down to retrieve it I called out to John and said in my most butch voice said “HEYYYYYYYYY ! you dropped something” at that point I had no idea it was Waters, he glanced back over his shoulder, he gave us a perturbed look, then screeched to a halt, turned around and started back for his paper, upon noticing who it was I stupidly said “Ummm OH SHIT John Waters WOW!” Yes I had a moment, I was 17 years old again sneaking into a midnight showing of FEMALE TROUBLE, my favorite and a “CULT CLASSIC” John Waters film, lol, my friends and I snuck in and became instant Waters fans for life. After I collected my nerve as Hunter looked on over my shoulder, in star struck awe (Yes we are both big fans of his) I stupidly said hey John Waters, and he looked at us and said HEY The Maverick MEN! hahaha (NO I WISH lol), He said YESSSS in a surprisingly baritone voice, I said “here you dropped this”, he smiled a big smile and said thank you very much, remembering my ever present camera in my pocket, I realized I had to seize the moment, so I quickly grabbed and groped in my pocket, he looked at me in shock possibly thinking I was a psychotic fan with a chain saw in my pocket or worse A CAMERA, lol, I quickly said “would you mind taking a photo with us”, after he realized I didn’t have a weapon he said “sure thing”, to which I replied “Hey my roomate is in love with you”, Ughhh he looked at Hunter and said “OH MY!”, it was a funny but awkward moment, after the photo we exchanged pleasantries, then he zoomed off on his way to an important meeting or perhaps to by toilet paper who knows, in any case it was a thrill for us and I’m sure underwhelming for him, lol.